Thursday, May 29, 2008

Pictures for today

Various and sundry pictures for today:



Sometimes when I look at women like this and then I look at my wife I get sad...


Hot damn, what tits!


Same.


OMFG! Double same. This picture is super hot and totally awesome.






Nice, fuzzy sexy picture:


What an ass!






Again with the tits and making me feel bad for being married when there are girls like this out there:








Lena Chen Facial

Some college chick posted this picture on her blog. Either woops or she is quite a slut and doesn't care who knows it.

Have you no shame Lena Chen? Your parents could be looking at that.

I miss college girls. Now I'm lucky to even get a mouth near my cock, much less a blow job. And forget a facial. Completely out of the question. I would be sternly reprimanded for even suggesting it.

How I miss the days of yore and how I wish I had taken more advantage of all the opportunities that had availed themselves to me.

College kids - have as much sex as possible. Forget the beer and the drugs and the parties. You can do all of that after you graduate. Once you get that diploma, however, sex will not be as easily available. College graduate girls are much less slutty than college girls.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sunny Leone

Sunny Leone PSA. I still have a crush on her. Even though she does boy-girl and married or something as well. She is just so adorable I can't help it:

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Goodbye Raven Riley

Hot nude model Raven Riley is retiring. First my beautiful Erica and now the slightly slutty Raven. You will be missed, but not all that much by me.

We will remember you with a video and the thousands of pictures which will live on forever on the internet:

Links and a video for Tuesday

Playboy's Got MILF? She's a hot little thing. And she is actually a MILF - 43 years old. Not like in porn where over 23 and you are a MILF.

Why Lucy Pinder covered up her nipples for so long and other "interesting" things she has to say.

Interview with the lovely and amazing Keeley Hazell.

Advice to new graduates from porn stars. Maybe not the best source of advice for today's youth seeking guidance, but, um... OK?

Oral sex for loving couples.

Backyard sex:

Back from a long weekend

Ariel Rebel:



And some pictures:







Some Playboy babe... Not sure exactly who. But she is fine:


What a set of knockers!










Carmen Electra:




















Maria Swan:


Friday, May 23, 2008

PG-13 Lesbian Video

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Misc pics

Some pics for this Wednesday:





















Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Videos

Lilly Allen's topless pics in France. I don't see the third nipple. I may need to investigate more.

Video of sexy new model Aria Valentino.

Angelina Jolie nip slip. Score!

Ex-porn pics. I can't describe it. You need to see it.

Playboy search submission videos:





Tennis sex:



Smoking a bong between your tits:

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Chicks and coffee

This is funny. A coffee place where the women wear bikinis. A local mother says its "terrifying."

Links and another videos

Scientific American dissects the science of orgasms. And it doesn't make sex seem clinical, surprisingly.

New liquor ad has a hot ass model in it.

Audrina Partridge's personal sun-tan-lotion-putter-on. What a job. What a body she has. I never watched the Hills but if she's on it I might start.

Sheyla Hershey is in the Brazilian Guiness as having the largest tits in the world. She wants them bigger. Texas law doesn't allow them to be any bigger than they are though.

Nut's covergirls now have their own website. For those of us who don't actually read the magazine or care to buy it but still like our daily dose of busty Brits. Sophie Howard, Rhian Sugden and Lucy Pinder are among the babes.

Pictures of Precious Adona. That is actually her name.

Vintage muscle car sex:

Videos and links

Some semi-porn movie. Not sure what it is but I recognize some names. Looks like Anetta Keys making out with a chick in a french maid outfit. Actually scratch the semi, we get some hardcore action about halfway through.

Chuck Palahniuk interviews Cassie Wright, his fake porn star from his new book:



Japanese interrupted cell phone sex porn:

Monday, May 19, 2008

Pictures

Some pictures to get the week started:









The lovely Masuimi Max:










Iga / Eve Wyrwal:


Models and (Faux) Lesbians

Gisele Bundchen slideshow:



tatu uncensored video. Watch it before YouTube takes it down:

Friday, May 16, 2008

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Her photo set as posted yesterday was so hot the cops had to come to watch for a risk of fire! Or nipples actually but the first way sounds much better. I love me some Emmanuelle Chriqui.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Erica Campbell Quits

The scrumptious Erica Campbell has quit modeling to devote her life to her savior Jesus. First Crissy Moran, and now Erica. Crissy I wasn't too upset about, but I am torn about Erica. On one hand I will miss seeing her rather large breasts on my computer. On the other hand I want to marry Erica and this maintains my fantasy of her as someone I would actually want to marry.

Here is a video to remember her by:



And her goodbye photo:



Now that I think about it I am happy for her. Such a beautiful girl deserves a better life than the path most models take - start with nude modeling, go to girl-girl, go to hardcore modeling, and then on to boy-girl porn. As anyone who reads me knows, I always am upset when my favorite models start doing boy-girl. I prefer the fantasy of someone I would actually want to be with to knowing that the person is a total slut-bag.

I recommend that you read her goodbye letter. Erica - I am and will remain a huge fan. Good luck with your new life. I will miss seeing your gorgeous body but it makes me happy that you've decided to do something with your life.

More pictures

More pictures:













The lovely Melissa Midwest and her oh-so-perky tits:








Naked Teens

Naked girls playing in the water...



And not a single bush to be seen. I miss women having pubic hair.

Maxim Hot 100 for 2008

Maxim Magazine names Marisa Miller hottest woman of 2008. I can't argue with that, as these photographs will amply demonstrate.

It's a pretty good list. I have one big complaint - Britney Spears at 19? Come on, really? The rest of the top entries in Maxim's list:
  1. Marisa Miller
  2. Scarlett Johansson
  3. Jessica Biel
  4. Eva Longoria
  5. Sarah Michelle Gelllar - a long-time favorite of mine
  6. Elisha Cuthbert
  7. Eve Mendes
  8. Christina Aguilera
  9. Lindsay Lohan
  10. Ashley Tisdale - no idea who she is

Hot Brit Danielle Lloyd. There was some controversy around her last year or so. I don't care so long as I can look at her naked boobs.

Emmanuelle Chriqui did a hot photoshoot for some magazine, GQ I think. She was number 6 in Maxim's list for last year. I don't like Maxim particularly but so far their list does seem pretty good. Check out these other photos of Emmanuelle Chriqui as well.

Some stripping news person from New Zealand is also an escort. She is hot. I give her that. I'd pay for a chance to hit it.

How to break into the porn industry:



Big boob heaven. The title says it all:

Links and videos

Super porn hottie Sasha Grey will star in a low budget horror movie. How original. And also, keep your day job.

For a "girl next door" type gal Brandi Belle sure is unusually evil. What the video if you want evidence.

Nuts 50 Hottest Beach Shots, featuring my new crush, Eve Wyrwal aka Iga aka Eva.

Because you've always wanted to know what a real, historical medieval orgy would look like, here one is, painstakingly reconstructed from historical details:



Rain sex:

Some pictures for a lonely Thursday

Some (mostly) amateur pics for a Thursday morning:



I love me some big-titted blondes:


And brunettes:


I have a thing for girls with glasses, maybe like the bookstore girl from "The Maltese Falcon:"


Hot babes in nature is also very nice:












What a face this one has got:




Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Schiffer and Burciaga - Uber Hotties

Claudia Schiffer topless is German Vogue. Hubba hubba.

Super hottie and babe log favorite Jessica Burciaga. Jessica Burciaga's official site. This babe is so hot it transcends normal definitions of hotness. She is uber-hot, if you will.

Blog that is all about eyebrows. Women always tell me how important eyebrows are. I respond "eyebrows? Who cares about eyebrows?"

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Assorted Junk

Funny faced but hot bodied actress Megan Fox, recently voted Hottest Woman of 2008, caught nearly nude filming a new movie. I don't know if she can act but damn is she hot.

Gianna Michaels video. She is just so hot and nasty and she is one of the few porn stars I like to watch getting dirty.

Gwyneth Paltrow posed "nude" for British GQ. You can't see anything, so um... yay.

YouStrip, like YouTube for webcam stripping, I think. Mostly European women so let's take a look and see if they are all hot or if its just a select few. Looks like most of them to me. The number one woman is Swiss!

Exiled ex-prostitute Andreia Schwartz knew Eliot Spitzer, and here are some naked pictures of her.

Time Out NY's annual sex issue. Lots of interesting stuff here. Lots of not so interesting stuff as well.

A look back at Studio 54-era sex and such:



Vintage hardcore sex video:

Keeley Hazell, Spermathon and videos

Keeley Hazell interviewed. She is so damn hot it's ridiculous.

Big boob blonde attack, whatever that means:



Two horny lesbians:



Something called the Spermathon... I have no idea what it is, apparently from some VH1 special:

Videos!

Misty Mundae.

Vanesa Carbone and Mariana Diarco pictures.

Unemployment office sex:



Shower sex:



Breasts of the West:

Orgies galore

Boobpedia. Like Wikipedia for boobs!

Emma Frain. Another gorgeous European.

Backyard lesbian orgy:



Hot college orgy:

Foreign babes and Sasha Grey

No idea who most of these women are, but some of them are pretty damn hot. I think they are Spanish.

The super sexy Italian reality TV babe Melita Toniolo.

Sasha Grey. If it wasn't for the nasty, disgusting stuff she does in front of a camera I'd have a huge crush on her.

A video of Sasha Grey talking about herself:



Grocery store sex. Japanese grocery store sex:

Some pics for a Tuesday

Some pictures to get your day started...

I have no comment on this near perfect set of breasts:


What an ass!


Sophie Howard:


Alison Angel:




Another nice set of tits:




Sweet Adri?












Jenna Haze:


Monday, May 12, 2008

Hannah Hilton and Videos

Vivid signs Hannah Hilton. Hannah certainly is hot, but she doesn't have that je ne sais quoi that really appeals to me. Thus I am not upset that she is going hardcore because there is no fantasy to destroy. Hannah Hilton's web site.

So-called amateur teen video actually stars some European porn star Kato Caro:



Theater sex:

Sam Pennington and Megan Fox

Busty Brit Sammie Pennington.

Sex in the gym:



Collection of big boobs, small waist babes.

Megan Fox is FHM's hottest babe for 2008.

Audrina Partridge

A paparazzi video. I have no idea who she is but I saw some pretty sexy pictures of her nude which makes this mildly interesting.



Here is a video:



Here is a picture:

More links and some videos

Interview with porn star Moni Michaels.

Italian (?) babe Rosaria Cannovo is super hot.

Vote for the best male and female ass. So many to choose from.

Liz Hurley is designing bikinis and modeling them too! Here are some pictures of her modeling her sexy body, I mean bikinis.

Videos, 6 boobs and 1 man. Lucky bastard:



Two french maid videos, one with Tiffany Brookes.





And some maid pictures, including Shay Laren, Ann Angel and Jaime Hammer.

Hannah Hilton, Nautica Thorn, Lindsey Anne Strutt and more!

The much ballyhooed Hannah Hilton hardcore video. Use this link if you want to sign up to see it.

Some pictures of Hannah Hilton, from the video I think:




Lindsey Anne Strutt naked pictures.

Interview with Nautica Thorn:



A bunch of chicks get "naked" for Allure magazine. Very PG-13 but some hot babes:

Some pictures to get your week started.

Amateur, I think, but what a set of knockers!


The scrumptious Eva Mendes finally does a nude layout!






The sexy Jenna Haze:






Friday, May 9, 2008

Random Links for the Weekend

Yet another large breasted British girl, Katie Marie. When will it end?

Extremely low res porn. Sweet.

Hottie Stacy Dash in King Magazine.

New stealth GPS device will point you to nudie bars.

Jayde Nicole

Miss January 2007 is Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 2008, according to Fleshbot.

Here's a video of her:



And here's a link to her Playboy page.

And here's a link to Playboy Plus:

Pictures for Friday

I have no idea who any of these people are but some of them are smoking hot, and definitely not all amateurs.

I would love her to sit on my face:














Thursday, May 8, 2008

Links, videos and pictures

Alleged Marilyn Monroe sex tape. Some real pictures of Marilyn Monroe.

Australian hottie Imogen Bailey.

The Roots video starring super hot porn star Sasha Gray:



Public sex video:



And some pictures to end your day:

Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick:


Actress Charisma Carpenter, from her Playboy pictorial:


Some random amateurs:




















Random stuff

New video featuring Jenna Haze. At first I didn't think she was terribly attractive but she has grown on me.

Actual headline: "Italy porn star uses her bottom to attract votes"

Torok Dora from Hungary. I keep saying about these European women...

Finally, a take on the "Two girls one cup" video that isn't revoltingly disgusting. "Two girls one cock." Unfortunately it is ruined by my traumatic memories of the cup video.

Which WWE diva is the hottest? Decisions, decisions.

Interview with a porn expert or something.

Students having sex video:

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Links and videos

Big surprise... People who like hardcore porn think it's good for you. Probably like how drug addicts think their drug of choice is either good for you or not as bad as others.

Vintage girly mags.

Iga, er Iga Wyrwal, er Eve Wyrwal, despite her uncertainty about her name, is certainly smoking hot. She got number one in some British magazines hottest women of the year.

Eva Herzigova, naked and pregnant. And still hot after all these years. Actually it appears the prego pics were taken down. She is still hot.

Angela Melaku and her misshapen, physics defying butt. Not attractive at all. Ladies, please respect the laws of physics.

Lesbian boat sex:



Hot tub sex:



Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Links and more videos

Porn star Kylie Ireland.

Nikki Benz takes her new boobs out for a drive.

The hottest women in the world. Scientific style. Turns out if your first name ends in the letter "A" you are likely hot.

Niki Belluci, the topless DJ. No idea if she has any talent but who needs talent when you have breasts?

Sexy babe Katya brushing her teeth. It's a lot hotter than it sounds.

Top ten acting performances in a porn. Haven't done one of these top ten lists in a while.

Maybe if I had ever met any of these babes on MySpace I would actually use it. Hot damn! Seriously, damn.

Antique shop sex:



County line sex video, parts 1-3:





Videos and more pics

Sexy young lesbians:



People's thoughts of facials:

















Candice Michelle:






Jenna Haze:


Monday, May 5, 2008

Back from vacation... some pictures!

Some pictures to kick off my return:













The lovely Erica Campbell:








Jessica Alba: