Milla Jovovich

Milla Jovovich is another skinny hot woman with the body of a 12 year old boy like Kate Moss. Also like Kate Moss she is very hot, despite her lack of boobs or female secondary sexual traits.

Schoolgirl and Farmer

Combine a stereotypical fetish with a stereotypical bad joke and you get this sex video:

Carmen Electra Topless

I've loved Carmen Electra since I first saw her. She is still hot, all of these years later, and I would still totally do her. Here she is topless in Maxim Mexico.

Anna Friel Topless

Anna Friel was in a TV show I never watched called Pushing Daisies. Now she is topless in a movie about a female serial killer.

Malin Akerman

Now that the Watchmen hype is over it might be a bit late to mention the gorgeous Malin Akerman. Who am I kidding? It's never too late! I first noticed her in the short-lived HBO sitcom "The Comeback" and she has just gotten sexier since then. She poses topless for Maxim and has a sex scene in Watchmen (which I did not see.)



And here she is flashing her vagina, sort of:



And here is her sex scene from Watchmen:

Blonde taking it old school

Not sure what "taking it old school" means but apparently the sex in this video is "old fashioned."

Sunny Leone Boob Job

My former crush Sunny Leone seems to have much larger boobs than I remember. It doesn't look natural, the shape is wrong, they sit funny and the nipples are in the wrong place. I liked her smaller, natural breasts. They might not have been huge but they were cute and perky and looked real.

Sunny after boob job:

Sasha Grey Pictures

Sasha Grey is in some mainstream movie that maybe no one will ever see. Which is a shame because Sasha is so hot. But who wants to see her in an R-rated Hollywood movie when you can see her in all of XXX glory at any time?

Lady Gaga Nipple Slip

The first time I heard of Lady Gaga I was seeing her live. I couldn't believe that this drag queen was seriously trying to make us think he was a woman. It seemed so unrealistic. Yet kind of hot at the same time.

Cameron Diaz Bikini

It's been a long, long time since I thought about Cameron Diaz. I actually forgot she existed. Luckily she has a new movie to promote and decided to remind me of her existence by having these pictures of her in a bikini taken and released snapped by those evil paparazzi.

Kate Moss's Tits Again

Much to the dismay of my 18 year old self, I have to say I don't really care about Kate Moss's tits much anymore.



Actually come to think of it I don't think I really cared that much as an 18 year old. It's not like I was waiting years to see them or anything...

Nicole Scherzinger's See-Through Dress

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls in a see through dress.

Whitney Stevens

Whitney Stevens. She's got a nice rack:

Maria Bello Sex Scene

Maria Bello is going topless and allegedly doing a sex scene. Download the video here, see the screen caps here. I'm not sure if that's pleasure or pain she is experiencing, and I'm not a big fan of bondage, so this isn't really too sexy to me.

And it's not like we haven't seen Maria nude before.

Avril Lavigne

Is this really Avril Lavigne all growed up? Somewhere along the way she got a nice body. She looks really sexy in these pictures.

Awesome Blowjob

This girl should teach a class:

Adriana Lima's Nipple

Oh, Adriana Lima... You are so gorgeous, and up until fairly recently you say you were a virgin. What I wouldn't have given to take that away from you. But you broke my heart and married some Serbian Athlete. What is it with models and atheletes? Why don't the models show us computer geeks some love?



I can think of 20 models and actresses and porn stars that I have crushes on off the top of my head. I could probably make a list of a couple hundred if I had to. Why won't one of them look me up and call me? Please?

Eve Wyrwal and Boobiest Babes

Eva Wyrwal Presents Britains Boobiest Babes- Nuts Mag

Eva Wyrwal has by far the nicest rack out of all of these babes, so she is my winner for the Boobiest, whatever the hell that means.

Babe Pictures

Bridgette Kerkove Video

No touching in strip clubs...

Kate Moss's Tits Yet Again

Kate Moss, I never thought I'd say this, but enough with showing your tits. I get it... I've seen them more times than I ever thought possible.

Heidi Klum's Boobs

Heidi Klum has a seriously nice body. And these underboobs are totally hot. One might even say they are perfect. In fact I just said it.

Chandler Adkins and her busty friend

Jill Nicolini

Jill Nicolini is a NY traffic reporter with a sordid past. She posed for Playboy, was on a reality TV show, and has frequently been mentioned on Opie and Anthony and maybe even dated on of them.

Moon Bloodgood

Moon Bloodgood is a gorgeous babe who had a topless shot cut out of the new Terminator movie. She's hot, but I'd take a topless Lena Heady over her any day.

Moon Bloodgood:


Lena Headey:

Scarlett Johansson

I have a feeling that Scarlett Johansson is going to be the hot actress who never shows her boobs until she's like 40 and then all of the old people like me get all worked up about finally seeing her topless after waiting a decade. Like Marisa Tomei.

Take these pictures from "He's Just Not That Into You" where she looks like she might give us a little glimpse but then she hides it at the last second. I never saw the movie and I have no plans to, but I'm glad someone did these screencaps.





Download the full quality video file here. God she is hot and has a lovely set of knockers.

Lela Star

Lela Star launched a website, and sucks some cocks:

Elle MacPherson Topless

Elle MacPherson was my dream girl from childhood through my early 20s. Actually she still sort of is. And by is I mean I still have a major hard on for her and a huge crush. So I am always interested when she shows her still lovely body topless. And I probably will be no matter how old and wrinkled and saggy she gets.



Here are some more pictures of this sublimely beautiful woman who I would drop everything and run to if she ever asked me (hint, hint).

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace nipple slip:

48 Topless Hollywood Babes

Zoo Magazine presents 48 Topless Hollywood Babes. Some I have never heard of, some I definitely have:

Olga Kurylenko:


My dream woman, Anne Hathaway:


Katie Holmes, in a very nice boob shot:


Shannon Elizabeth:

Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere hasn't really been in my mind since she's been legal (funny how that happens.) These pictures from Cannes remind me that she exists and she was on TV or something.

I'm not a fan of the Megan Fox-like tattoo writing across her body, but I'd overlook it if she gave me a chance to. Oh, please give me a chance Hayden!

Lacey Duvalle

Hot Lacey Duvalle video:

More Dita Von Teese

God Dita Von Teese is so hot I can hardly stand it. She has got a set of tits that are practically perfect in every way, and a body that won't quit.

Égerházy Zsanett

Hungarian Model Égerházy Zsanett Topless - FHM Hungary 02/09

Daisy Lowe

I have never heard of her before but goddamn she is smoking! Her body is so perfect I can hardly believe it. I think she just may be the perfect woman. Why have I never heard of her before?



Actually it turns out I have heard of her before... She just didn't look as amazingly hot as she does in these pictures.

Alex C and Dita Von Teese

Some guy named Alex in the Eurovision song contest, which I have absolutely no interest in, has gotten me interested by his inclusion of the lovely Dita Von Teese in his performance.



I know nothing of his song as I watched the video on mute, but he didn't win. Dita is so hot I don't care.

Lucy Briggs Topless

Lucy Briggs is a new Nuts model, and what do Nuts models do other than show off their lovely tits? Not much

Top 50 Most Famous Boobs

From the Sun, the top 50 boobs ever. Actually it makes sense now, it's the top 50 most famous boobs, not the best boobs.

The top ten:

1. Liz Hurley
   
   
   
2. Keeley Hazell
   
   
   
3. Scarlett Johansson
   
4. Pam Anderson
   
5. Paris Hilton
   
6. Caprice
   
7. Gemma Atkinson
   
8. Kate Moss
   

Joanna Krupa and Sister

If Joanna Krupa wasn't hot enough she has a sister! I'm not into those sister incest fantasies (I know I'm a lousy pervert) but to look at not bad!

Joanna and Marta Krupa

Ashley Olsen Shows Some Skin

I guess now that they are not jailbait people are getting bored with them:

Mischa Barton Topless

Mischa Barton did a topless scene in a movie that didn't even go straight to DVD, it went straight to Russian TV or something.

Here's a video clip, Egotastic has more:



She sure doesn't look that bad. I remember her being Skeletor-like, she actually looks pretty hot in this clip and these pictures.

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde is Maxim's Hottest Woman or something... I'm not sure of the details. She certainly is hot though, as you can see if you ever see a picture of her. If you want to see her topless there's a scene from Alphadog here. I can't find an embeddable video, apparently it was removed from everywhere.

Get some other scenes of her here.

Jessica Biel's Boobs

Ever since she did that magazine in like 2000, the one that was only around for like one or two issues, Gear magazine I think? (Found a photo that confirms it!) I have been fantasizing about seeing Jessica Biels's boobs without that strategically placed arm in the way.

Now she is appearing topless as a stripper in a new movie. We all know that stripper roles lead to Oscars (good luck with that one Jess!) However this movie, Powder Blue, is going straight to DVD! And Jess apparently blames the fact that her nude scenes were leaked!


That was the only reason I even thought about seeing the movie. I never would have watched it, but I would have at least thought about it.

So now I will have to rent the DVD to fast forward to Jessica's nude scenes... Oh wait, that's what Bit Torrent is for. No need to rent anything. Or actually to even download anything. I'm sure the nude scenes will be available on video sites. Oh wait they already are:



Never mind then, maybe she is right about the whole straight to DVD thing.

Scarlett Johansson

One of these days Scarlett Johansson is going to do a nude or topless scene. It may be in 10 or 20 years, but I'll wait, even though I don't consider her to be Marisa Tomei quality worth waiting for.

In the meantime enjoy this cleavage.

PG Porn with Jenna Haze

Another installment of the always hilarious PG Porn which gives us porn stars who refuse to give us what we want to see. This time with the lovely Jenna Haze:

Jasmine Byrne Blowjob

Black and White Blowjob

Carrie Prejean

Actually posed for some real, and not only that but legal, sort of nipple topless pictures.

Naked British TV Babes

I think this is mostly reality TV women from Britain showing their boobs. I don't know who any of them are but I wish I didn't have these unrealistic images of all British women being drop-dead gorgeous with huge breasts. What ever happened to the frumpy British women with messed up teeth I am actually going to find when I drop everything and move to the UK.

Jennifer Metcalfe Presents -TV Babes Stripping - Nuts Mag 02/09

Nicole Scherzinger's Nipple

Our favorite Pussycat Doll, Nicole, lets one of her nipples slip.



A non-embeddable video of the occassion.

Lucy Pinder as Wolverine

The always lovely Lucy Pinder doing a topless photo shoot as Wolverine. I won't see the movie, but if she was in it I might reconsider.

Charley Uchea

Another British reality TV babe, Charley Uchea, showing off her boobs.



I think she's from the show Big Brother

Modern Pinups

A list of modern pinup girls wouldn't be complete without one of my latest crushes, Dita Von Teese.

Aubrey O'Day

I don't care what Egotastic says, I still think Aubrey O'Day is hot. However I have no idea who she is so maybe I don't know why she is so lame or how she is a fame whore or what she looked like before plastic surgery. I just see a hot blonde woman with fake tits. Well maybe I do get it a bit...

From Egotastic:

Well, here it is. Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy. And, well, um.... I'm bored. I don't get it. Playboy paid $500,000 for one of the skankiest, nastiest, slutiest chicks in the world (who hangs out with porn stars) to sit on a chair in front of grey background? Really? I mean, I'm not expecting to see Aubrey getting gang-banged by midgets, but WTF? Besides photoshopping the fuck out of her already plastic face (and breasts) there is absolutely no effort being put in here. Someone needs to remind Playboy that the phrase is "sex sells" not "boring plastic clone women with boring fake plastic boobs sells." And forget the sex, where's the sexy? Why is Aubrey O'Day naked putting me to sleep?

Jenna Haze

Jenna Haze doing what she does best:

Top Ten Fetish Models

AskMen.com has a list of the top ten "modern" fetish models. Names I recognize:

• Sarah Kozer - slut from some reality TV show, had done foot fetish videos.
• Christina Dolce - MySpace slut
• Dita Von Teese - hubba, hubba, what a hottie!
• Darenzia - NY based model I first encountered on Zivity, I think she responded to my email too. Who knew she'd end up on a list?
  
• Bianca Beauchamp - who doesn't know Bianca?
  

Christine Dolce (aka Forbidden):


Dita Von Teese:


Bianca:

Assorted Pictures

Kate Moss Topless (Again)

Kate Moss is topless again. If it was 1994 this would be very exciting. Being 2009 it is mildly exciting as she is still hot.

Naomi Watts Topless

Naomi Watts is topless for her new movie. I don't care why she is topless, she is gorgeous and smoking hot.

Woah, Naomi Watts was filming a scene for her new movie Mother and Child and apparantly the movie requires her to get butt naked on a balcony! She looks really good, especially considering she had a baby not long ago.

Miss California Topless

Carrie Prejean, the not surprisingly unintelligent beauty pagent contestant who came to infamy from her honest answering of a question, has also not surprisingly done some topless modeling:



I think I could overlook not only her political views differing from mine, but the bumbling way she answered questions, in order to hit that. I forgot what famous guy she is dating but I guess other people can overlook it as well.

Megan Fox Video

Megan Fox does a video for Esquire, once again confounding my assertions that despite her hot body she does not have a very attractive face by flaunting her hot body at me enough to make me forget what I was thinking:

2009 Paparazzi Magazine Calendar

2009 Paparazzi Magazine Calendar




Don't know who these hot babes are, but god damn I wish I did.

NUTS Magazine's 50 Sexiest Single Babes Of 2009

NUTS Magazine's 50 Sexiest Single Babes Of 2009. I can't tell who number 1 is from these pictures but I think it is Gemma Atkinson. Not a bad pick, I would personally have gone with Keeley Hazell, but she might be a bit of an obvious choice. I don't care she is smoking hot.

Number 1 Gemma Atkinson:



Number 2 is Sophie Howard:


My number 1, Keeley Hazell:



Update: I just realized this is single babes. I don't know if that rules out Keeley. If you know leave a comment.

Kayden Kross Anal

I hate it when the babes I find attractive turn themselves from nice, attractive girls into dirty nasty sluts by doing something like anal. Kayden Kross is hot, but I liked it better when I could actually fantasize about her and she was a dirty slut:

Argentinian Breasts

Expo Breasts - Maxim Argentina 02/09

More Audrina Patridge

Behind the Scenes With Audrina Patridge

Big Natural Boobs

Sure, some might like to live in a world where each and every breast is a round, perky orb sitting high upon the chest—but that some does not include us.

We've always appreciated the soft and supple curves of breasts of a more pendulous persuasion—they may not always be standing at attention, but we know they're ready and willing to give us everything we need.

Miriam McDonald

The secret’s out! Miriam McDonald, the Candian babian who appears on the popular teen after-school-special-turned-soap Degrassi: The Next Generation as Emma Nelson (Spike’s daughter for fans of the original) will be showing off her McDairies in the upcoming made-for-TV drama Poison Ivy: The Secret Society.



More info on the movie and the nude scenes.